Honestly Now

Do you know what makes me really angry? The fact that caring about global warming is now the thing to do simply because celebs and people like Al Gore SUDDENLY CARE that there's fucking carbon dioxide in our atmosphere that will cause global temperatures to rise, coastal regions to disappear, and thousands of species to be extinct.

WHY?

I have no idea - wait - no, I do. It's because PEOPLE ARE STUPID. Sure, no one used to care or think about it because there weren't any Live Earth concerts or documentaries - and now they do. By the by, has anyone even thought of how freaking hypocritical those concerts were? How much electricity they wasted, how much pollution the transportation caused? Of course not. Global warming was already a dire issue ten years ago. I know; I made a speech about it when I was in Grade 5.

It's the same thing with the AIDS pandemic. Everyone turned a blind eye, and all of a sudden GAP is caring, and Apple is caring. Now it's cool, hip, and the trendiest thing to do to tote around those red shirts and ipods. It's just another corporate ploy for publicity! Honestly. GROW A BRAIN.

Oh, and Al Gore winning a Nobel peace prize? Don't even get me started about it, but might I remind you that previous Nobel peace prize winners were Mother Theresa, the MSF, and Martin Luther King Jr.?

Mother Theresa. Al Gore. My God, just the thought of it makes me want to gouge my eyes out in frustration.

And politicians don't bring peace, they bring war.